Terms & Conditions

1. Your use of CTRL services is allowed only with adherence to our user guidelines.

2. CTRL reserves the right to cancel you at any time should you breach these guidelines.

3. CTRL are not liable for any changes in mental, physical or spiritual stability including but not limited to: headaches, mild nausea, paranoia, increase or decrease in quantity of limbs, loss of hair, loss of motor function, incontinence, eye strain, fangs, social isolation, fatigue, infertility, visual hallucinations, manic episodes, blackouts, inferiority complexes, prolonged erections, weight loss, weight gain, the apparent warping of solid structures, mood swings, neck pain, heartburn, bad posture, bruises, a loosening grip on reality, shrinking teeth, pneumonia, acne, sudden vermin infestations, inexplicable feelings of terror, scopophobia, anatidaephobia, hydrophobia, arachnophobia, agoraphobia, hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia, cold sweats, excessive saliva production, blood clots, tumours, spontaneous screaming and/or hysterical laughter, photosynthesis, mutation of facial features, ascendance to another plain of existence, descendance into hell, murderous tendencies, mild depression, satanic worship, nasal bleeding, anal bleeding, loss of senses, loss of memory, creation of new dimensions, development of multiple personalities, delusional beliefs, disassociation, missing spleens, flexible bones, arterial ruptures, melting skin, respiratory failure, renal failure, cardiovascular failure, cardiac arrest, death and decreased sex drive.

4. If the subscription fee is not paid by the appointed deadlines, CTRL reserves the right to maintain custody of your consciousness until the debt is settled.

5. In the event of the debt not being repaid by the new deadline, CTRL may maintain rights to your consciousness indefinitely.

6. Should legal action be taken, CTRL reserves the right to terminate your contract.

7. If legal action continues, CTRL reserves the right to terminate you.

8. CTRL may delete any accounts connected to separate personalities belonging to the same body.

9. In the event of CTRL’s services ending before your subscription is complete, you will not be refunded.

10. Discussion of CTRL outside of the server is strictly prohibited. Consistent violation of this condition could result in the deletion of your user privileges and human rights.

11. CTRL possesses full unrestricted access to your consciousness and body, including all aspects of the psyche, during access to the server.

12. Official complaints made to CTRL will be ignored and may result in legal action and the seizing of your property and gall bladder.

13. CTRL has the right to closely monitor your actions in the server and reality. I hereby agree to the Terms & Conditions and surrender my consciousness to CTRL to use as they see fit.